Egotistical Bastards United!

Hey all, this wiki is built for humor purposes, and is not to be taken seriously. For people with inflated egos :) If you want to be the best at everything/anything, want to be number 1 all the time, or think your good looking; this is the wiki for you!

>I have a messed up sense of humor, but have fun -[Dil*]<<

Members

1.[Dil*]-owner, I own you all!
2.[spiritee]-I rock and I know it so you don't have to tell me, XD!
3. [Kaimee] pfft, I am infinetely better than you all...
4. [Pyra] Hell....I belong here....hahaha!!
5. [akira] I'm too sexy for my hat
6. [Doormat] Too sexy for this shirt...
7. [sonna cool na kimi wa plastic] I so dont have to explain why im in here, because I never explain myself to people under me... for example all the inhabitants of this earth..
8. [Veltzeh] I am GOD. Nothing less, but maybe more. And the Ruler of the Universe!
9. [sophomoric] If I really have to explain why I'm in here, you are either stupid or you aren't paying attention... Let's just pray it isn't both.
10.[Acomplished Exile] My opinon is a fucking fact! All fo 'em!
11. [The Scarlet Pumpernickle] I am the god of sarcasm and If you are one of the morons who will argue that fact I will chew you up and spit you out!
12. [kay-chan] To those who laugh and say I'm NOT egotistical: Oh, Ye of little faith and less sexiness than I!
13. (Empty) (Yngwie Malmsteen - "Eric Clapton? NKever heard of him.")
14. [material princess]- Modest people aren't really modest they just don't have as much to brag about. No not really but I get called a brat all the time so here I am.
15.[Falx]- People think I'm self-centered. But, hey, it's not like it's my fault that the world revolves around me.
16.[og_ghost] Good luck. you're gonna need it.
17. [Pale-Suzie] i don't need to explain why i am here, just be thankful that i am.
18. [apokryph] Vanity is my Middle Name
19. [Eli-kun] I was BORN with a big head... It was a difficult birth.
20. [Typical Cracka Behavior] I am quite literally GOD himself. I am a virtual master of any craft, (art,) that I pick up, and I have a totalitarian presence in a room. I also have the mean stare of an enraged bull.
21. [the squeegee] Now really people, I'm so cute I give cavities to all who look at me.
22. [SilverBlue82] Only cause im just so sexy lol
23. [Shiorysm] beware of me
24. [ceridwen] Well, I was told to join, for I have an ongoing love affair with myself. So, yeah. Bragging comes later.
25. [Crow T. Robot] Everyone's stupid except me...
26. [Akayume] Im the only wierd person at school
27. [Stephen] Fits me perfectly.
28. (but really number 1) [Cliché] Come on, you know I rock. And I'm brilliant, and you love me.
29. [xaio] Arrogant, Selfish, Cruel, Bastard GM From Hell. And proud. Master of Moron Management (execution). "You obviously do not know just who you are fucking with!"

>>There are no requirements to becoming a member, but it's advised that you have something to brag about...or these bastards will chew you up, and spit out your tattered remains...And remember to have a nice day :)<<

Ego Theme Song

I’m a psychopathic, egotistic, psycho-bitch,
I’m a no-good, smug ass, lamer itch,
He’s a goddamn, persistent, relentless ass,
We’re the ego-crazed morons, a convulsing mass.
A manipulative, asteriated, suspicious group,
In a semi-retarded, over larded, far-out troupe,
Ranting about it, how we look it, self-centered ‘tard
Beating others, and their mothers, got all the cards.
We’re the over ambitious, golden delicious, “too-good” freaks,
Climbing over, smashing rover, the owning peaks,
Striving, driving, over-diving, just to be the best,
Sniveling, gibbering, what to bring you suck-up pest,
We own joo, pwn too, ‘cause we’re 'leet
And we’ll be suicidal, a loser idol, if we get beat.

-[Doormat] Heh, a poem for the occasion. Don't start crying because of the swearing....I deemed it necessary for the occasion. Also the slang I shall translate for those living under rocks for most their lives (with cave-cable): own/pwn: verb: to be superior to one of your fellow humans, joo: noun, you, and 'leet: verb: elite, superior, super, uber, ultra.

Bragging Box

>Yep, this is where you brag, you bastards lol..about your elftown achievements, irl achievements and ect...make sure you leave your filthy name!<<<

[Kaimee] - and hell, while we're on Elftown I might just mention that I'm one of the guards and a member of the elftown council. I rule you all ^^

[Kaimee] -I am better than everyone. I do not need to explain this, or support it with evidence. All arguements to this fact will be pitied by me, as there is no possible way i could be wrong :)

[Veltzeh]
I've had 7 Mod's Choices in my Elfwood galleries! Am I good or what? I co-run an RPG in Elftown and delete filthy comments from a wikipage. I have a page for all my stuff: Veltzeh. I was the best student through grades 1 to 7, and then jumped over a grade, and I was still among the best, thought not the best. I came second in an art contest for kids and won my county's math competition. I passed IB high school with good grades and got into a university by just doing the entrance exam. I also have a perfect grasp of both Finnish and English, even though English isn't my native tongue at all (it's my third, in fact). I've collected every single X-Men comic ever published in Finland (perfect collection!). I have my own drawing style and I'm good at coloring and I can also draw comics and write stories. I've read several books (so many I have no way of counting the exact number), mainly veterinarian books and science fiction, plus the obligatory school classics, both in Finnish and English. I'm an Elfwood moderator coordinator (for two years and five months now!), I mod all areas and am at the top ten list of mods who have modded most. I'm good with computers and other technical devices. I have two 8-bit Nintendos, N64, three Gameboy Colors, a GameCube, X-box, two TVs, four VCRs, DVD player, digital TV, two laptops, five functional computers (of which four are in use by the rest of my family), a printer/scanner/copymachine/fax, a tablet, an mp3 player and ADSL. I first drove when I was 12. I know five languages (three enough to say I can communicate with the language).

[Dil*]
I read obscenely fast, about 3 times the normal reading speed at my age. Go visit dilandau's book list to see the many books I've read this year. Even though I have an average IQ (110), I compete with the genius kids. Self-taught genius alright. I read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in 2 days. I can draw anime, realism and do digital art in many types of media (dilandau's sketchbook). I own at drawing for my age, few people can stand up to moi (best of the best artists on elftown). I also write poetry, dilandau's poetry, and it's pretty damn good, considering I've only been writing poetry for about a year. I do well in school and excel in almost anything I try in *points to the plaque on the wall for this year*, 86% and higher average plaque thingy. Oh ya, i have my own fanclub dilandau fan club. Got on daily poem 3 times now. Got the first poem I have ever written published in a book called "In a quiet Forest". I am a jack of all trades :) (art, sciences, maths, philosophy, poetry, english literature). Just bow.

[sophomoric] I am the creator of Scott the Goth and I am a fervent writer of poetry, prose and stories. I have received two mod's choice awards in my elfwood library. Go to Sophomoric Lyrics and Poetry and Prose to read.

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] I passed my grade six voice exam with honours, I play guitar and piano and am curently writing a song, I can imitate marvin martin and kermit the frog, I draw and people can acctually tell if a person is male or female, I got the graphics award in school last year and I can read at a amayzing rate, I got straight A's in school last year and I've read the whole "Lord of the rings" trilogy in three days! I belong here!

[Doormat] I've read every Harry Potter book at least 5+ times. I got 99% and a Science Award in Science 9 through clever manipulation and skillful intellegence, got 5 A's 2 B's for grade 9 final, 8 A's 1 B for grade 7, I write lots of poetry (34+ different poems including the the ego theme song), got a 3 daily poems, and i'm an awesome hockey goalie; catching a top corner slapshot at 3 meters ;D. I also play the French Horn in Bb, one of the hardest instruments to learn and play out of all the instruments and apart from my 3 daily poems, I've had one published.

[kay-chan] I'm a book/knowledge fiend and evil in the fact that I speed read far too often. I tried out for can-can team and made it (over someone who's been dancing since she was three), and am a manager for the Speech and Debate team. I know I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy. Okay, um, straight A's, blah blah, IQ: 164 etc. etc... Really, I feel I'm wasting my time outlining my perfection. Just... bathe in it. I'm posing, in case you didn't know. *pose*

[spiritee]: now, where do i start off...right, FIRST of all, i happened to have started the trend with all the art contests and rp wikis. i must admit that i was not the first to make them. nevertheless, after i made of some of each, they had spread like diseases. in addition, i have my own adoption agency (spiritee's adoption agency). there were 61 adoptees adopted and counting! -to be continued!-

[Kaimee] ok, real bragging time ;) i am perfect. lol, really ;) hmm, et related things: i took over running the anime guild and from the original 7 members when i otok it over there are now approx 170, changing daily ^_^ i run many many successful contests and i make terribly prettiful badges and banners :) real likfe, im terribly good at art and i topped it at my college last semester :) im awffully intelligent (ha!) and i've had my iq tested and... dadadadummm.... im quite above average. 182 as of 2ish years ago actually, at age 14 1/2. no one come and now go 'well, ee, my iqs 1Z92 because then i'd just feel silly... :( hehe um....?! what else? im an awfully good cook :) ooh and someone offered me a hair modelling job yesterday, im a redhead and my hair is oh so prettiful. *yawn* ill wrote more obnoxious stuff later...

[akira] I'm so hot other Elftowners hit on me without even knowing my gender. But seriously, I managed a 97% in French last year and got a B in English even without doing the two big essays... I can write better than everyone I know and draw better than most of them... I know more Japanese and Russian than you do... I can come up with obscure and often disturbing facts at the drop of a hat... I draw manga, and it's not too shabby... all that and good looks, too.

[Falx]
I'm not one of those people who needs to put up a "What do you think of me?" or "Am I hott?" poll in my house. I already know I look good. I've got a 130 IQ and I've solved Einstein's logic puzzle (you know, the one that only 2% of the world's population will be able to solve). I first drove a car when I was five. I have my own comic, 2 signed posters from Matt and Ian of www.machall.com fame, and both volumes of Megatokyo signed by Fred Gallagher. I make my own cosplay costumes. No prefab crap for me. I started ET's first tarot reading page, tarot readings and helped [itoe] construct rune readings. I also have more patience than anyone, because I teach Elementary School. I have had at one point had a Nintendo, Super NES, Nintendo 64, Game Cube, PS2, Sega Genesis, a Sega Saturn, and a PC hooked up in the same room and all functioning. I got my first karate belt after only 3 days of class. Plus, I have my own band, M4d 5ki11z and ! 4|\/| 4 1337 (|-|!><><0|2. And I can use the word "monkey" as any part of speech. Boo-yah!

[Pyra]
Admit it. The sweet, perfect, pretty girl look is all me. No one has bigger, prettier, or more perfect eyes than I do. My eyelashes are twice as thick, and twice as long as most peoples (Yes, a cosemetoligist acually wanted me to model my eyes). Not to mention my all too rosey cheeks. I've barely ever studied a day in my life, and yet my class average remains untouched. Back to the beautiful thing. I get messages at least once a week saying "Wow, you're hot, wanna chat?" or something that some sniving piece of shit will write. But can you blame them? I'm adorable! I have a beautiful voice, and yet I've never had training of any sort. Well....there's my addition to this ego-tystical wiki!

[Eli-kun]
Ho, where to begin? Hm... I'm relatively smart (although I don't apply myself/turn in homework, so let's leave grades well enough alone...). I've been told (quoted) that I am "too f-ing perfect" by my friends, who hate me and abuse me regularly for it. I was asked out on a date, this year alone, by eighteen people (the increase has only lessened a little since a girlfriend got me). I find school to be mindless and repetitive, and ace all my tests without even studying, so my teachers hate me when I get B's for not turning in anything. Lovely.

[Typical Cracka Behavior] My word is final. When I say something, it must be heard, and it must be believed, because I am a reincarnation of every creating, omnipotent god ever thought of. I am a master at many styles and many mediums in art, and I am still only in high school. If you want a sample of my truely masterful work, you could become my friend, and I might trust sending a scan of one to you. Otherwise, all of you lesser beings will just have to live off of my copyrighted work on Deviant Art. http://www.iamnotbozz.deviantart.com/

[the squeegee]
I am the girl in the short skirt and the long jacket that everyone wants. But, oh woe are all of you who are beneathe me. At least I'm nice enough to respond to the many "you're cute" messages I recieve weekly. Meh. Well continuing on with me, I have successfully been in everyone of my school's plays. I've always been on honor role and am currently passing my Calculus class. Why not with an "A" you may ask, well I believe homework is below me, so there. I have plenty of poems written and many people who have told me that they would buy a book of them if I made one. That's on my list of things to make me greater list. I've also had three of my poems published. I'm first chair flutist in my school's top band, the pianist for the Varsity Jazz band and a wonderful singer in the Chamber choir. The only thing i've had lessons for is the piano, wonderful, i know. If any of you below me wish to bask in the glow of my superior work you can visit my wiki, A Piece of My Heart or my deviantart page http://www.the-squeegee.deviantart.com/

[RAGE!!!] I got the lead in my school musical, i got the lead in my school muuuusssiiiicccsaaalllll!!!!!!!lalalalaaaaaa!!!!I'm done now!:D

Rules

1.You may insult eachother, but don't get too personal.
2.You may get insulted, but don't take it too personally.
3.Don't hold grudges outside this wiki
4.Keep bragging of a minumun in the comments box...that's what the bragging box is for, and we can only take so much before vomiting :P
5.Put a link or a banner in your house!

Quotes:

"What is an egotist without a healthy dose of arrogance?" -[Zauberin]

"'Egotistical'? Yes, I'm that too-although not in quite so many words." -[kay-chan], on a survey quite a few years ago.

"I may not be perfect, but I'm the closest thing to it." -[Dil*] (i heard that somewhere..i find it funny)

"If nobody is perfect, and i'm a nobody, does that make me perfect?" ([Doormat]-Anomynous)

"It's not that I think I'm better than you. I just am better than you." [Falx]

Adding this one because I think it fits. Egotists are some of the best BSers I know.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." ([Falx] quote from my dad)

"It's funny 'cause you try." [og_ghost]
"If I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd STILL be rolling in money." [og_ghost]
"Power is attracted to me like Bill Gates in the Red Light District." [og_ghost]

"I serve my ego and my ego serves me; to greatness!" -[Dil*]

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES!" -Egon Spengler

"I do not do DRUGS, I am drugs"-Salvador Dali

"I don't attack people on their beliefs...I challenge them." -[Doormat]

Banners

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